INTERVIEW:

STAR WARRIORS

Image illustrated by L1zardArtistre and Mistdrawz: THE STAR WARRIORS

STELLA

Q: AHHH!!!!! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!! AGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (TheShibeRealm)

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!

Q: What happened when you fought with the TITAN KILLERS for the first time?! (WingGoat)

Dude, you have no idea how crazy it was. (I mean, DUH! That's why you're asking!) I was like, minding my own business and stuff. When suddenly these guys just, fell from the sky!!! There was like 30 of them, and a big bad one too! I tried to fight but they're TOUGH. But when I thought it was over... A chakram fell from the sky too!!! I easily kicked their asses, gracefully! Aaaand that's how I met Aquamarine! (It's the name of my chakram.)

Q: How long have you been alone? What have you been doing to keep you company? (L1zard)

Ehhhh, hard to tell honestly. I've been here since forever! Dunno if it's amnesia or if I was just, born here??? Somehow??? But I don't have any memories that don't involve this place. It's not that bad once you get used to it, though! There's killer robots to kill. Trash to collect. Secrets to find. ... ... Yeah it does sound quite boring now that I think about it. Doesn't matter though, I have friends now!!

Q: Are you naked??? Where's your clothes then?! (Krutch)

WHAT??? What do you mean by that?? I just don't have anything to hide!! All the clothes SUCKED in there, they were so uncomfy! esides, if Speedmouse doesn't need to wear clothing then NEITHER DO I!!

Q: Are you aware of the existence of Stlele? (Hyperboid)

Stlele. (Be quiet.)

Q: Do you smoke weed. (Boo)

Seraphim: NO, SHE DOES NOT! SHOO! (Stella: What are they talking about?)

Q: If someone were to give you little scratches on the head or chin, would you purr? like a kitty cat :3 (Simin)

Uhhhhhh... ... depends on who's doing it.

Q: What is your favorite book? (Diamond)

Oh that's an easy one. "Monsters of Dreams". Anansi COOKED with this one, it's genuinely amazing. Her journey is sooo inspirational to me. I kinda see myself in her sometimes. You should definetly read it, if you can. ... though, it's NOT an auto-biography. There's TWO freaking dragons in there! That stuff did NOT happen, don't lie.

Q: What are your favorite things about Frisk and Dess? (johnny)

Frisk doesn't talk much but they're VERY funny. During training Seraphim likes to lecture us with motivational speeches. And Frisk just starts mimicking him perfectly!! It's HILARIOUS, I can barely hold my laugh!! As for Dess, well... She's HORRIBLE sometimes, I don't know if she likes me or not. She's really distant and only began coming around that recently. ... I'd love to know her more, though.

DESS

Q: Do you remember who you are... (Plushi)

Yeah, I'm a 21 year old in a sea of problems on top of a leaky boat. We're off to a great start!

Q: What is your favorite Holiday and why? (Krutch)

Christmas, of course. I get a whole week off from work dude. It never gets better than that.

Q: From 1 to 999, how would you rate your skill with the guitar? (The360King)

Sheesh, I haven't practiced guitar in a while. Might as well be a 0 at this point.

Q: What is your favorite song? (Eribetra)

"Don't Forget Who You Are" by DRYNG. The whole album. It's a whole experience, picking just one song feels horribly wrong. I got a lot of quotes from there, actually. It's a great listen. You should try it sometime.

Q: What color is your guitar? (meme)

What's up with all these music questions? Look, I don't have a guitar anymore ok? I sold it a while ago. ... Sigh, fine. I'll be nice this time. When I had one, it was orange and yellow. Enough with the music questions now

Q: How well do you know Frisk? (gringcat)

Not well at all. The kid's an enigma, I'll tell you that. I mean, they did free us from eternal imprisonment. So I'd say they can be mysterious as they want. My sister loves them, though She's always hanging out with them, having fun. I'm glad they're friends, she deserves some happiness.

Q: Did you know that in an alternative universe your little sister Noelle is forced to freeze her best friend to death and you died some 5 years previously of that death? Betcha didn't. (acidtea)

... Whatever you're on, get me some.

Q: Are those just your eyelids or do you always have time to do your make up? (leocadli)

Do I look like someone who has time to do makeup??

Q: Does the name "Kris" sound familiar? (The Arkhom Destroyer)

Doesn't ring a bell for me... Maybe it's the name of Frisk's D&M character? I dunno, been a while since I saw them playing that.

Q: what would it take for you to kill someone (thrique)

200 credits, two cups of coffelate and we're set.

SERAPHIM

Q: Do you know who this guy is [IMAGE BLOCKED] (OffUndertaleFan)

Huh... it seems like your image wasn't sent correctly. That's odd, but I doubt I would be of any help identifying this person. I'm sure they're quite the interesting fellow if you think we know eachother!

Q: What is your favorite hobby? (WingGoat)

That's a hard question. I enjoy quite a bunch! Cooking, knitting, decorating, gardening... Taking care of a lonely sanctuary leaves you with a lot of free time. I'm sorry for the vague answer. But I just can't choose, haha!

Q: Howdy Goatman, I got curious who's your best friend? Tell us about them.
And if you don't have any, do you mind if I become one? (Krutch)

Really? Thank you! You seem like quite a lovely friend. Although, my guardian duties have forced me into an isolated position. I don't really have any friends currently. Besides my pupils, of course! ... I did have a few friends in the past. But that's a story for another day, yes?

Q: How much do you know about the legend? What is ECLIPSE?
and why heroes must need seal it? (Totally not WingGoat again)

The Legend is an ancient knowledge of my people. I'm the only one alive with that knowledge. The Eclipse is an unfortunate consequence of the future. I'm still deciphering its secrets. If there's no heroes to put an end to it, well... Let's not think about that too much, yes?

Q: Why do you need Frisk Dess and Stella if you're so strong? (thenoooticer)

You see, I'm quite an experienced darkner, yes? I may be skilled, but I'm far from my prime. If I were to abandon my duties as guardian and become the hero... ... I don't think I'd be going really far, haha.

Q: How old are you, Sera? (Evi)

Seraphim: W-what a blunt question! Don't you know it's rude to ask someone's age like that? Well... I'm not telling you! Stella: Aren't you like, over a 1000 years old or something? Seraphim: ... E-enough!!! This interview is OVER!!!

FRISK

Q: Hey Frisk! Did you have any other ...routes? Tell me about your most memorable one =) (Krutch)

oh, you're trying to talk to the kid? nah, they're not here yet. probably fell in another hole somewhere...

Q: What are your thoughts on Billian? Y'know, the money guy?? Do you see him as annoying or anything like that??? (Rosepetal)

oh yeah, that guy. funny guy, very villious. i don't know who that is but i'm sure frisk likes him.

Q: What have you been doing since you freed all of the monsters from the Underground? (crayin & Kieran)

it's been awesome. one day your soul is in possession of a killer flower... the other you're taking a sunbath and drinking juice. we all owe a lot to the kid.

Q: What's it like living with Toriel and such? (Isa)

i dunno. she's nice, we work on the same place. the kids love her, don't doubt she's a good roommate too.

Q: What are your ambitions/dreams? (Eribetra)

get a good shovel. i need to clean the snow from our roof.

Q: Frisk, what is your opinion on Springtrap (Willie)

sans: oh yeah, a spring trap. very dangerous. heard the pollen can make your nose itchy. Toriel: We're back! sans: oh hey tori. hey kid. i was just answering some questions for you. i'll let you handle things from here. oh, i can finish the question? sure. (The question finished...)